The New York Knicks signed the first of two 2010 NBA Draft second round selections that made The Theater at Madison Square Garden collectively say, "What the FUCK?!?!?!"
Because we are little more than glorified message board dweebs, The Proud Franchise will welcome Andy Rautins the best way we know how--with someone else's YouTube mix of his finest moments in orange.
It's been posted for an entire week now, but given Knickerdom's recent rough stretch and the fast-approaching February 18th trade deadline, we might as well openly discuss such matters.
I must preface by mentioning that I began this season thinking Jeffries' increased playing time was, in fact, a trade showcase. He's long since won me over with his inspired play. Jeffries has finally begun
to realize the potential that ballaholics and scouts saw in the Indiana University
standout/freak of nature/1-5 position player back in 2002. Nearly every notch on the Knicks' meager win total is a direct result of his emergence as either a defensive catalyst or an agent of offensive cohesion. At this point I have to give him his due as the The Proud Ones' most important player.
Yes, I am aware that David Lee plays for the same team and missed an All-Star berth by a toenail's distance.
Last night's 121-91 blowout loss to the Minnesota Timberwolves punctuates what may very well be the New York Knicks' descent into the abyss. Walt Clyde Frazier often describes the Knicks as a "a team that cannot handle prosperity." His assessment holds true on many levels, as exhibited by The Proud Ones having blown a 22-7 first quarter lead. They allowed a 16-4 run to end the opening period and finished the half down 49-46. But, you knew why type of party this was going to be with about 3 minutes left in the first period.
1: The state of the Knick universe. 2: The proverbial New York Knick universe.
Seven Seconds or Less (n.) -
1: The amount of time required to score against the New York Knicks' defense.
2: The cornerstone of Mike D'Antoni coaching philosophy. [Also: SSOL]
Leefense (n.) -
David Lee's defense, or lack thereof. Characterized by a pervasive and apparent disdain for expending effort on the defensive end.
Cockface (n.) -
An affectionate nickname for Danilo "Il Gallo" Gallinari.
Marijuana (n.) -
spinach:Popeye :: marijauana:NBA players
Intern (n.) -
Slide piece. One who gets into the truck.
Niggaball (n.) -
A sport much like basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance severely lacking in fundamental skills. (see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion.)
Knicker Lover (n.)
One enamored with or otherwise supportive of the New York Knickerbockers.
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