The Proud Franchise

David Lee: 2010 NBA All-Star

When I found out David Lee would replace Allen Iverson on the 2010 Eastern Conference NBA All-Star roster, I was very happy for the young man. I also thought the selection made sense and that he deserved to be there. As of now, I'm not so sure.

Aside from "this feeling," the one thing my heart is sure of is that David Stern left dozens of threatening messages on Iverson's Boost Mobile voicemail. Now if only Kevin Garnett can have a tizzy with one of his secret illegitimate baby mamas, Josh Smith can get himself a spot as well.

At any rate, Lee is finally an NBA All-Star. Whoop-dee-fuckin' doo, Proud Ones. Maybe I'm a little jaded, but I'd like to think a team with an All-Star on it doesn't take a massive shit, place both feet into the toilet bowl and pull the flush handle.

Spot the Knick: Al Harrington

Can you find Al Harrington in this video?

Hint: He's sporting Raggedy Ann braids against his natural hairline.

Happy New Year, Knicker Lovers!

I was going to make a long-winded apology and explanation for our hiatus, but none of that shit is really relevant. What does matter is that, 2010 finds our proud warriors at a crossroads. Gregg Popabitch and I have returned to help see you through what's sure to be a highly entertaining season. Granted, it won't be Isiah-era entertaining, but what could be more fascinating than watching Mr. Thompson work?

Oh, right. There's always Danilo Gallinari singing Beyonce's "Halo."

Sing that shit, cockface!