The New York Knicks signed the first of two 2010 NBA Draft second round selections that made The Theater at Madison Square Garden collectively say, "What the FUCK?!?!?!"
Because we are little more than glorified message board dweebs, The Proud Franchise will welcome Andy Rautins the best way we know how--with someone else's YouTube mix of his finest moments in orange.
There are reports from a certain New York publication that Donnie Walsh still has his eyes on a certain 19 year old from Spain. No, the pedophilia laws in Spain are not more lenient for older, upper class Caucasian males. Walsh is still looking for ways to acquire Ricky Rubio, the Spanish prodigy originally drafted by the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Marbury's sacrifice in salary may not be just another weed-induced lapse in judgment. He expects to market his Starbury line of shoes and apparel to China's... umm... ginormous population.
Just recently Shawn Kemp had signed with Serie A Premiata Montegranaro in the Italian basketball league--thus continuing the exodus of current and former NBA players to European basketball leagues.
1: The state of the Knick universe. 2: The proverbial New York Knick universe.
Seven Seconds or Less (n.) -
1: The amount of time required to score against the New York Knicks' defense.
2: The cornerstone of Mike D'Antoni coaching philosophy. [Also: SSOL]
Leefense (n.) -
David Lee's defense, or lack thereof. Characterized by a pervasive and apparent disdain for expending effort on the defensive end.
Cockface (n.) -
An affectionate nickname for Danilo "Il Gallo" Gallinari.
Marijuana (n.) -
spinach:Popeye :: marijauana:NBA players
Intern (n.) -
Slide piece. One who gets into the truck.
Niggaball (n.) -
A sport much like basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance severely lacking in fundamental skills. (see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion.)
Knicker Lover (n.)
One enamored with or otherwise supportive of the New York Knickerbockers.
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