The Proud Franchise

The Zombie Apocalypse is Upon Us

By now, we all know that Wilson Chandler inadvertently bit David Lee in the arm and lost a tooth in the process. However, Lee hasn't played a single game since then.

Hmmmm.

Happy Birthday, Cockface!

Go! Go! Go, shawty. Issha berfday.

8/8/88: A date which will live in infamy.

Arenas Seeks to Guide Youth

While 2010 DN Tournament top-seed Gilbert Arenas is saying all the right things on his way to the booty house, his redemption is still a long way off.

According to an ESPN report, Arenas insists that he will emerge from prison reformed and ready to nurture the youngsters of Washington D.C.

If I may quote one R. Clayton Davis, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!"

Greg Oden Cannot Be Cock Blocked

 

Could this be the lady friend Greg Oden is sending lewd pictures to?

Earlier this week, there was an outrage over pictures of Oden's member posted on the internet--which has caused Enzyte stock to skyrocket.

Eddy Curry: Sextortion Therapy

By now you're all aware of Eddy "Mr. Fuck You Man" Curry's legal issues. I don't have to direct you to any local sports page report on the sexual harassment suit levied upon him by former chauffer, David Kuchinsky.

I also don't have to tell you that his thieving-ass, parolee driver is full of shit, right? I mean, this ain't exactly one of them dead-on Knickerbocker sex suits like Isiah's shit.