By now, we all know that Wilson Chandler inadvertently bit David Lee in the arm and lost a tooth in the process. However, Lee hasn't played a single game since then.
By now you're all aware of Eddy "Mr. Fuck You Man" Curry's legal issues. I don't have to direct you to any local sports page report on the sexual harassment suit levied upon him by former chauffer, David Kuchinsky.
I also don't have to tell you that his thieving-ass, parolee driver is full of shit, right? I mean, this ain't exactly one of them dead-on Knickerbocker sex suits like Isiah's shit.
1: The state of the Knick universe. 2: The proverbial New York Knick universe.
Seven Seconds or Less (n.) -
1: The amount of time required to score against the New York Knicks' defense.
2: The cornerstone of Mike D'Antoni coaching philosophy. [Also: SSOL]
Leefense (n.) -
David Lee's defense, or lack thereof. Characterized by a pervasive and apparent disdain for expending effort on the defensive end.
Cockface (n.) -
An affectionate nickname for Danilo "Il Gallo" Gallinari.
Marijuana (n.) -
spinach:Popeye :: marijauana:NBA players
Intern (n.) -
Slide piece. One who gets into the truck.
Niggaball (n.) -
A sport much like basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance severely lacking in fundamental skills. (see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion.)
Knicker Lover (n.)
One enamored with or otherwise supportive of the New York Knickerbockers.
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