The Proud Franchise

Amar'e [and Mickey] on Melo

Oh, Fanhouse. You know you's sho' liz wrong for this shit.

Have we not the decency to avoid following Amar'e Stoudemire around while he's taking his babies to see Mickey Mouse? Is nothing sacred anymore?

Becoming Melo-dramatic

 

For most of this week, the sports media marketplace has been saturated with rumors of Carmelo Anthony trying to force his way out of Denver. What is Mr. Subpoenas' stance on all of this?

Knicks Sign Andy Rautins

The New York Knicks signed the first of two 2010 NBA Draft second round selections that made The Theater at Madison Square Garden collectively say, "What the FUCK?!?!?!"

Because we are little more than glorified message board dweebs, The Proud Franchise will welcome Andy Rautins the best way we know how--with someone else's YouTube mix of his finest moments in orange.

...And the Lord Heard Their Prayers

Obviously, I speak of Isiah Lord Thomas III, who listened ever so carefully to your cries and has acted accordingly. Thomas rescinded his acceptance of a part-time consultancy position with the New York Knicks on Wednesday.

D. Lee Speaks On Freaky Zekey

The New York Daily News--AKA Lupica 'n Nem--reports that former New York Knick David Lee doesn't exactly give Isiah Thomas the old Gator Chomp for his managerial competence.

Dolan Owns the Knicks, But Isiah Owns Dolan

As reported on Friday, the New York Knicks re-hired Isiah Thomas as a consultant. At the same time, he will also remain as head coach of the basketball team for Florida International University.

Wait... What?!

Yet Another MSG Fast One

What's wrong with this Knicks.com front page picture?

[Hint: It's not Amar'e Stoudemire's Photoshopped Knick jersey.]

Don't worry. I'll point it out for you.

Happy Birthday, Cockface!

Go! Go! Go, shawty. Issha berfday.

8/8/88: A date which will live in infamy.

The State of Knickerdom

Greetings to all ye Knicker Lovers, Proud Ones, skip-skaps and scollywhops alike.

As you may have observed, somebody (*cough cough* me) finally figured out how to use Photoshop around this motherfucker.

Yep. The Proud-- The Proud Franchise is back!