Aside from performing nightly verbal homicide on what should be solid post-deflating loss coverage, Malik "Stammer Man" Rose has apparently been killing the clearance rack at Syms.
As if that Inspector Gadget bullshit weren't bad enough, apparently Rose keeps this shit in a Walt Clyde Frazier-esque array.
Go-go Gadget suede!
While I think both looks are ridiculous, at least the latter doesn't make Rose look like the "democratically-elected" president of a war-torn nation on a continent whose name rhymes with Shmafrica. Seriously, though--that first picture looks like he's about to issue a decree to have his Secretary of Defense... disciplined.
Okay. Maybe I just terrify myself with my own snapshots, then. It really only looks like Bernie Mac's impersonation of a stammering bus driver.
[Blogger's Note: H-h-he was t-t-TEASIN' me!]
I only give Rose a hard time because he should be fired. He might be the worst correspondent MSG has ever had. Malik Rose makes Kelly Tripucka look like Howard fucking Cossell.
Did Rose wear braces all that time in preparation for a career in front of the camera and behind the mic? I'm not sure what Rose should be doing with himself, but it damn sure isn't this. Madison Square Garden takes care of its favored slaves. I'm sure there's a President of Community Relations position floating around out there somewhere. He and John Starks can fight to the death for the right to host Knicks Simon Says 2010 in Brownsville.
Winner gets robbed and stripped naked by Smoothe da Hustler on Saratoga Avenue by Crown Fried Chicken.
There will be more proud, substantial thoughts in the morning. I promise.
Winner gets robbed and stripped naked by Smoothe da Hustler on Saratoga Avenue by Crown Fried Chicken.
Posted by: birkenstock outlet | Saturday, May 21, 2011 at 05:42 AM
Did Rose wear braces all that time in preparation for a career in front of the camera and behind the mic? I'm not sure what Rose should be doing with himself, but it damn sure isn't this. Madison Square Garden takes care of its favored slaves. I'm sure there's a President of Community Relations position floating around out there somewhere. He and John Starks can fight to the death for the right to host Knicks Simon Says 2010 in Brownsville.
Posted by: birkenstock outlet | Saturday, May 21, 2011 at 05:43 AM