Wilson Chandler: Film Critic

I don't know why, but this is about the funniest shit I've ever seen.

I mean, fuck the article. It doesn't capture the essence of Wilson Chandler without that latch-key child stammer anyway. I'd much rather hear him talk about how much Mike Myers terrified him growing up.

Why is this picture so fucking hilarious?! It's gotta be that Webster-esque grin, right? Or, is it the absolutely ridiculous popcorn background? Maybe it's the fact that there's a feature on the Knicks' website where Chandler recaps the movie villains his parents left him alone in front of, causing him to stammer and avoid eye contact.

Is it fucking Halloween or something? Have I been asleep for 10 months? Is Chris Bosh a Knick already?

Keep up the excellent work, Knicks.com. You really rock my socks. And Mike Slane gargles my nargle.

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