Greg Oden Cannot Be Cock Blocked

 

Could this be the lady friend Greg Oden is sending lewd pictures to?

Earlier this week, there was an outrage over pictures of Oden's member posted on the internet--which has caused Enzyte stock to skyrocket.

• Is this something we really need to be outraged over?
• Did he brandish firearms in an NBA facility?*
• Did he Cheddar Bob himself in the leg with said firearm in a nightclub?**
• Did he anally rape a woman and snitch on another famous ex-teammate?***
• Did he use steroids and then lie to Congress?****
• Did he hustle people using a Ponzi scheme?*****

Oden's not hurting or potentially hurting anyone but himself. And whether he really is hurting himself is debatable because he just acquired an entire new fan base with one picture--potentially two fan bases if you want to count the gays. It's just a stupid mistake made by a young kid... a demographic prone to making dumb mistakes.  

However, this begs the question:

Can someone with a PhD really be stupid?******

Notes:

* - Ah, Gilbert.  I'll miss you so.

** - Can you not imagine cornerbacks asking Plaxico next season what it's like to know B. Rabbit?  

*** - The fact that there are no "Kobe, Stop Snitching" T-shirts are a bit disheartening.  

**** - I'm convinced everyone in baseball used steroids at one point. Except for Derek Jeter. And Greg Maddux. And 2009 Alex Rodriguez unless you want to count Kate Hudson's vagina, which some people would. However, her vagina has not yet passed FDA inspection.

***** - Most would not consider the Madoff story to be sports related. Mets fans would disagree.

****** - PhD = pretty huge dick.

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