The Curious Selection of Jordan Hill

No. Not that one! The other one! The one with the nail in it.

Let's hope this Jordan Hill is as mature as he looks.

I like the Arizona forward/center at 8th overall. He's got Boshian characteristics, so we won't have to feel that bad when the New York Knicks fail to sign the prototype next summer. After watching the name of every desired guard ascend to The Theater at Madison Square Garden's draft board,  The Proud Ones had to go with the best available player. I understand completely. That's the Knicks for you, though. Even in defeat, they're a pick late. As the Los Angeles Lakers can attest, they're never a dollar short--but, that's a whole new blog entirely.

Being a Knick is going to drive this Wildcat batshit crazy. Hill's first name might as well be Lauryn and The Proud Franchise might as well be owned by Bob Marley's children.

I'm actually a big Toney Douglas fan. I've watched much of dude's work spearheading a damn near miraculous season for Florida State. But instead of taking the chief Seminole, ACC Defensive Player of the Year and ACC Player of the Year runner-up, perhaps we should have doubled up on Benjamin Button upperclassmen. Not only is Pittsburgh guard Sam Old the kind of leader and athlete a "team in transition" needs, but he also looks like he might have a 3-year-old grandson out there somewhere.

Plus, I hear Pittsburgh just won the Super Bowl. Here we go. But, I digress.

Let me get back to the science right quick. Y'all already know that number of offspring correlates to frequency of unprotected sex, which correlates to greatness. If you don't believe, check groupie social networking interface BallerAlert.com. The skankiest, most morally depraved niggas are the ones with the greatest wealth and career accomplishments.

 That's not to say Jordan Hill and Sam Young are skanky, morally depraved young men. They just look old enough to be primtetime players.

P.S.: Unless you want your head to explode, don't really go to BallerAlert.com

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If I was a Knick fan I wouldn't get too concerned with Jordan's lack of production so far. He is still a work in progress. They say he didn't even start playing basketball until he was a sophmore in high school. I'm a die hard UofA fan so I've seen every game he has played in college. The improvement this guy made each year was unmatched by any player I have seen. I have to admit he is slightly uncoordinated although still a great athlete. He was money from 12-15 feet and his post moves will only get better. The guy is still raw and a work in progress, so give him a couple of years. I think he can be a solid double/double guy and a solid PF stater on virtually any team.

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If I was a Knick fan I wouldn't get too concerned with Jordan's lack of production so far. He is still a work in progress. They say he didn't even start playing basketball until he was a sophmore in high school. I'm a die hard UofA fan so I've seen every game he has played in college. The improvement this guy made each year was unmatched by any player I have seen. I have to admit he is slightly uncoordinated although still a great athlete. He was money from 12-15 feet and his post moves will only get better. The guy is still raw and a work in progress, so give him a couple of years. I think he can be a solid double/double guy and a solid PF stater on virtually any team.