I didn't think it was possible. I never thought it could happen. No New York Knick fan could see this on the horizon. But my dream finaly came to fruition.
By Ronaldo Horacio Mexico, Dissociated Press Writer
WESTCHESTER - Nate Robinson has stopped Tootsee Rolling. The last maintenance worker's broom has been holstered. The gym lights at SUNY Purchase have long since been turned out.
In the cover of night the son of a legend works on his jumpshot--alone and in the dark.
"I used to bring one of those big yellow flashlights," said the mystery baller widely believed to be Patrick Ewing, jr. "I'd just stand it up to have just enough light to look around. The campus police always would come by... I'd barely make it out of some close ones."
1: The state of the Knick universe. 2: The proverbial New York Knick universe.
Seven Seconds or Less (n.) -
1: The amount of time required to score against the New York Knicks' defense.
2: The cornerstone of Mike D'Antoni coaching philosophy. [Also: SSOL]
Leefense (n.) -
David Lee's defense, or lack thereof. Characterized by a pervasive and apparent disdain for expending effort on the defensive end.
Cockface (n.) -
An affectionate nickname for Danilo "Il Gallo" Gallinari.
Marijuana (n.) -
spinach:Popeye :: marijauana:NBA players
Intern (n.) -
Slide piece. One who gets into the truck.
Niggaball (n.) -
A sport much like basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance severely lacking in fundamental skills. (see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion.)
Knicker Lover (n.)
One enamored with or otherwise supportive of the New York Knickerbockers.
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