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Greg Oden will be out for the next 2-4 weeks with an avulsion on his foot. An "avulsion?" Ayo Greg, it's never a good sign when they make up new words for your medical problems. He can look at the bright side though...
In the next 2 weeks, he would've faced Tim Duncan, Shaq/Amare Stoudemire, Carlos Boozer, Yao Ming, Al Jefferson, and Dwight Howard respectively in the next few upcoming games. I'm sure as soon as Oden saw the Trailblazers' early regular season schedule, he might've said something like "Ooops. Sorry, guys. I think I might've tweaked something." Savior, my ass. More like saving the medical community some time by giving them a chance to discover new medical complications every time he's in the hospital. I think Grant Hill and Greg Oden are related somehow.
The LA Lakers have looked like an angry team the past 2 nights. It's like they just came off an embarassing performance in the NBA Finals or something.
LeBron still can't hit free throws for jack shit. Pretty much cost his team a win over the defending champs on opening night. Sarah Palin shoots moose better then LeBron shoots free throws.
Beasley looked terrible last night. However, some of that might be due to the fact that Marcus Banks was in "Fuck that, I'm playing for a new contract" mode last night during every pick and roll play he and Beasley was involved in.
Just in case none of you guys watched San Antonio vs. Phoenix to witness what my namesake did last night:
Forget the fact that Popovich recently put Osama Bin Laden in charge of his latest makeover--amd the creepy child molestorish smile you'd expect from someone in an ice cream truck. Just recognize that he's the man for this.
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