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I know this one's old, but it just won't go the fuck away.

I tell you what, if Zo keep fuckin around with that Grape Kool-Aid he's gonna lose an inexcusable third kidney.

Look at him as he unwaveringly pushes the white man's poison on our people. *shaking head*

If you look at the labels on both his shades and blouse, the color will read "GRAPE."

Nigga need to be doing water spots and staying home with them damn kids.

We're gonna come to find out this shit has menthol in it. Just you watch.

"My mama like it.... So I like it."

That's how Newport stays in business, anyway.

Posted by Ron Mexico on Saturday, October 18, 2008 at 04:28 PM in Commercials/Ad Spots, Other NBA, Television | Permalink

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