Magic Johnson KFC Commercial

I bet he blamed the chicken, too.

I don't know. It's well-documented that Magic and his johnson were pretty fuckin skanktastic back in them days. I wouldn't have been so eager to share in his chicken bounty before he sprayed his VD napalm all over the gym.

It's also no secret how I feel about Magic, though. If I had my way, the nigga would replace Colonel Sanders on the bucket.